kid quotes

There are some words I refuse to correct, because they are so cute to me.
These are Ivar's:

            -He calls the remote control a camote untroll

            -And a permanent marker is called a provident marker

            -When we drive by Buck Hill (a ski hill we drive by occasionally) he'll yell, "It's Ski Ball Mountain!"

            -Today he started calling our woods the Spooky Branches Forest

            -He'll yell, "It's the PBS man!" when the UPS guy drives up to our house

And these are Elsie's:
Big Softy = the big blue bathrobe Elsie sleeps with along with Pinky, her pink blanket

She'll ask, "Mommy, can you scramble this?" when she wants me to open up a plastic egg for her

When I put Elsie down for bed she says, "and now you go have a sucker with daddy?"

When Elsie doesn't want to do something or feels sad she tells us, "I'm feeling a little tender."

When Elsie knows she's in trouble with her dad she'll start crying, "Daddy! I am feeling a little worried!!"